Saturday 11 May 2013

Yeah, fine!


Lemme list down some facts which often lead us to stress, confusion and self-laughing, perhaps. ;)


*jumpa kat pesbuk ja punn. Ehek ehek.

1. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2. The road to success is always under construction.

3. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

4. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

5. If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

6. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker's side.

7. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

 9. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

10. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.


Come on, just admit it. You’ve experienced them kan. Ehhe. :P



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